 Sponsor | finestkind | Sep 11, 2006 6:00am | This is from that "Inspiration for the Uninspired" thread. The two most ridiculous things that I believe to be true are:
If you leave your wallet on the floor (or any other careless place) it will always be empty.
The second thing ridiculous thing that I believe to be true is that there is good in everybody. Every damn day I find people with no redeeming qualities whatsoever, but I still believe that everybody has some good in them somewhere. I kinda have to, though, to get through the day. |
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 | 213249 | Sep 12, 2006 6:05pm | | I believe that I can force my way into people's thoughts. Not in any way that benefits me, but if I happen to recall a particularly embarassing moment in my history in any great detail, without fail someone connected to that memory will bring up said embarassment in the near future. |
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 Sponsor | peasofgreen | Sep 13, 2006 10:40am | | i believe i am psychic, because before the phone rings i know who it is. |
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 Sponsor | dAtkRaK | Sep 19, 2006 6:59pm | | When I was a little boy, like four or five, I believed that a whole race of people lived in the cracks in our driveway. I called them the Creelaks. My mother tells me I would lie on the ground and have conversations with the driveway for HOURS. |
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 | 453880 | Sep 19, 2006 7:54pm | | I believe that I can read between the lines and understand what people mean beyond the mere words they speak. I am often wrong, but I continue to believe it nevertheless. |
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 Sponsor | dAtkRaK | Sep 19, 2006 8:25pm | | My fiancee was learning about that very thing in her evolutionary psychology class. Woman *are*, by and large, born with the capacity to, as you say, read between the lines. It's part of your evolutionary makeup that came from the necessity of ensuring that chosen mates would continue to provide for offspring produced by them. |
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 Sponsor | nicky187 | Sep 19, 2006 8:39pm | | #3: Isn't that Caller ID? ;) |
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 Sponsor | peasofgreen | Sep 20, 2006 7:59am | #7: you mean EVERYONE has that!!??!! oh my!!
lol no...really...you know what i mean.. teaser.. |
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 Sponsor | joemayer | Sep 20, 2006 8:06am | 8: I do that, too. Problem is, I don't have a phone. So I kept wondering who the heck all those people were. Then I realized it was people calling the neighbors...
4: Ever read "The Rotifers" by Isaac Asimov? I wonder if he may have done (or known someone who did) the same thing. Personally, I was too busy pinning the little bugs to boards to notice their tiny little voices... |
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 Sponsor | dAtkRaK | Sep 20, 2006 8:22am | | (9) Haven't read that. Love Asimov, Foundations and all that. What's "The Rotifers" published in? |
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